Sunday, May 16, 2010

what kind of fuckery is that...?

jensen ackles (aka dean winchester) just got married. oh. my. god. i love him! when i look at him, hear his voice - i just think.."this is the perfect man!"...if there was such a thing. he knows cars (saw him on a youtube vid talking about the impala on some fan circuit thing), he can play guitar and sing (again:saw a vid of him singing and playing guitar) and he's so stinkin' pretty. and tall. and has juicy thighs...and hands. all my favorite parts. mmmm.....

when i heard that jared padalecki (aka sam winchester) got married to "ruby" (don't know her real name) i was like - omg, they're so stinkin' cute together! i love it!

but upon hearing jensen was married - i was so...heartbroken(?).... and i wanted to shoot someone with rock salt. hehe get it? yeah, no you don't. it doesn't feel right for some reason.

and today, i'm googling for pictures of their wedding, just knowing someone leaked them and all i'm finding is that people think he's gay. what?

ok. deep breath.

i don't care if he's gay. who cares? i am highly saddened though that if he is gay, he A) married a girl knowing the marriage wouldn't work out (i've never been able to forgive elton john for being married 3 times knowing the whole time he was gay). and B) how sad that he thought he had to get married to prove his manhood. what kind of world do we live in?

and on top of that...it's only been recently (maybe last year or so) that i realized my sick fascination with dagget and norbert (the angry beavers) and that crazy dream about the 67 camaro breaking down and the angry beavers cumming...err...coming to my rescue were actually just sam and dean (jared and jensen) in the 67 impala. but the angry beavers were way before the winchesters so how could i have known? how could i have dreamt them?

so yes, i wish them all the best. marriage and starting a new life together is so special. i hope they remember their vows when something goes wrong or bad and i hope they're happy. just really happy.

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