hola blog - i took my two oldest daughters to see a rocky horror picture show tonight. P had gone to one years before i met him and told me about the toilet paper throwing (when the actors said "dr scott"), rice throwing (at the wedding scene), holding a newspaper over your head(at the walking through the rain scene) - etc and it seemed like it would be really fun thing to go to and i've wanted to for a really long time. i had the opportunity to get my cherry popped...lol something i'd never think could happen at age 41...lol what happens is if you've never been to one of these interactive shows, you are considered a virginand you stand up on the stage in front of the crowd, bend over with your butt facing the crowd and you get your cheeks walloped with a boat oar. this guys wasn't kidding around either. no little haha love taps - he cracked my ass good. i can only imagine what it would have felt like if i weren't wearing jeans. i have never been spanked with a boat oar and i hope to do it again soon. ;o)
after four days with no hot water - P finally got the project finished today. whew!! cold showers suck!! i could have boiled water on the stove and then taken a warm bath - but baths creep me out so i opted for the cold shower. it seemed like everytime he got one thinng, he needed something else. the unorganized way of taking this thing out and putting it back in and hooking it back up was not intentional. after 19 yrs styles have changed, connections were lower or higher on the new one. just crazy litle things that you didn't expect. that last unexpected item was running to EG for a $1.29 double nipple thing. just really glad to have it over with and so glad that my a/c tubing didn't get cut or damaged. whew. so yippee for hot water!! thanks P for devoting 4 days to this killer project.
i didn't eat today...just picked on non-solid food and, just like i expected, i had a great day (meaning i didn't spend it in the bathroom). i do this when i'm g oing to do be doing something with the family where it would suck for me to keep getting up for bathroom breaks (and it saves me having to see them roll their eyes). i swear if i could figure out how to not eat ever again, i'd do it...i'd do anything. only down fall is that at 2am, just getting home from the show, i'm starving. not good for a person with an eating disorder to be starving especially when she has butt problems when she eats too much (or eats at all). and eating at 2:30am (it's 3:30a now) means i'm gonna be up early and often. grrr...but what can i do. i wanted i ce cream but all i could find close to ice cream was plain greek yogurt. hmmm...yuck. so i squirted some agave nectar in it (had 2 cups) and sprinkled some sesame seeds and dried cranberries in the first and pecans in the second. yeah - that's a triple threat right there. then i found these candy melt things - you paint chocolate candies with them. yummy. bad. had them before. bad. but - i was hungry. i am satiated now though so i can't do anymore damage. but ona side note: definitely try that agave nectar if you haven't. it's supposed to replace sugar or honey or some kinda hooha. i don't see that happening, but it's pretty good. sweet but not killer sweet.
i wasn't too happy with how my drs appointment went the other day. first of all - this is something most people just don't talk about and i imagine have a really hard time bringing it up to their doctors. after what i went through - i can understand why. i kind of self diagnosed myself and will try some things to see if they help/work. i'm also going to switch ob/gyn as this group, who i've been with since before i got pregnant with the baby before Sh, has all changed and apparently is full of complete idiots and really pissed me off. like yeah - after the last 3 years of my life, having been cut open 3 times with 15 scars - i have no idea what my body is telling me (sarcasm). i come to you for help and you suggest that i use vibrators and switch positions. are you fkn kidding me?? i suppose since i'm an overweight woman you probably assume that missionary position would be my favorite because i can't move or that at my age i've never seen, owned or used a vibrator or dildo. you're joking right? i got up and walked out. without giving TMI - my "toybox" is just fine and positions...well - are they inventing anything new cuz well....like i said before, i'm 41.....
well, now that i've eaten one handful of candy melts too much (slow "my tummy is full reaction") and i've got a slight tummyache - or i'm preparing for having one cuz i know what's coming...i'm gonna go to bed at 4:20am and i will dream about being spanked by a strange man in front of a room of over 100 people...nitey nite
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